Our fax machine is flashing “Common Error”. I wonder if that’s a common error with this model.

#overheard “Does the speaker with ‘R’ on it go on my right, or the speaker’s right?”

I just started hearing a creaking noise, I looked around for it when the ‘A’ string on amy’s guitar snapped with a bang.

Happy Birthday Angus! RT @earljw: Please wish my brother @angusw a happy 27th birthday. (He hates the attention.)

Closets shall be deep enough for the hanger not to hit the back wall when it swings back after pulling your clothes from it #11thcommandment

5 red cars in a row this morning. Today is a Super Good Day.

Motorola is very excited about the signal strength my phone is getting here… it’s not just good, it’s ‘Awesome’

Motorola is very excited about the signal strength my phone is getting here… it’s not just good, it’s ‘Awesome’

@earljw What do you expect for $5?

@GreenTea56 Nothing but problems for me. But I’ve heard good things

@earljw Here it is: http://bit.ly/DwUi

That’s what the iDrops are for. RT @bkidney: Without E-Ink screen technology, won’t iBooks on the iPad just lead to iStrain?

I think I’ll put him in my will.

I really think that @earljw is the most awesome person I know.

My house is on streeview, and the lawn is mowed http://bit.ly/4rZjIH

Downloading ChromeOS….. but I don’t really know why.

@earljw re: Golden Girls on DVD // I know what someone is getting for xmas: http://bit.ly/cqmTl

@webandflow I think you need to get out of there before it’s too late

@webandflow So the DMV was more fun before the iPhone?

An underwater sensor returned to us for repair – Possible problem: Attacked by large electric ray fish.

It’s snowing so heavily now that it’s turning into water before it hits the ground

I saw an ironic bumper sticker this morning, it said “My Tastes are Simple, Only the Best”. It was on a Saturn.

Anyone else going to see Michel Rivard tonight?

When my new dryer is finished its cycle, it goes “beep beep beep beeeeep”. Just like the beat to Fleeting Trust by The Trews.

A black cat just walked across the front step. But maybe that happens every night and I just don’t notice.

Halloween visitor count starts now: 1

I have to use a registry hack to disable aero shake in windows 7? what if I had tremors?

We’ve had two people so far today come in for an H1N1 vaccine. I didn’t expect to see any.

RT @earljw: Tweet and Re-tweet went out in a boat. Tweet fell over. Who was left?

I don’t care for today’s shirt, but the song lyrics are awesome http://shirt.woot.com/

@gholden @lehogan Oh, that’s a nice idea. Someone should submit our ghostbike to the site.

what’s up with the white bicycle on the outer ring?

@angusw I watched your via review. I hope it is as good as you say.

Can someone translate? RT @cbcnl: Wiseman Paradise mayor after recount. Coombs, Wiseman tied after recount. Wiseman’s name pulled out of hat

Why do people believe they are qualified to interpret satellite images?

Only 3 of us at the office today. Is there some kind of holiday we are not aware of?

Test drove a Smart car today. Found $6 in the glove box.

@earljw Toothbrush company: http://bit.ly/mnnyn

I tried to have a stiff upper lip before going to the dentist. Now I actually have one.

Office broken into. They took $4.75 in change – not super-criminal minds. Wait one second… where’s my pen?